It’s the saltiest box around, back for it’s third release! This is the third release of the Anonamaker Project, a bi-monthly offering of sassy polishes and other items made by 5 of your favorite brands. This edition is brought to you by Great Lakes Lacquer, Glitter Daze, Supermoon Lacquer, Colors by Llarowe, and ellagee. Future editions will feature a different mix of brands. Let’s take a look!
Anonamaker Limited Edition Girl, Bye!
Girl, Bye! is best described as sheer pink jelly with holographic and silver fleck. I used 3 coats for my swatches. It applied smoothly and evenly and dried in average time. Sealed with glossy top coat.
Anonamaker Limited Edition It’s Apple Pie Mother F#*@&%!
It’s Apple Pie Mother F#*@&%! is described as “A peach nude crelly with warm toned shimmer, scattered holo, and red shifting multichrome flake.” A flawless formula that covered completely in 2 easy coats. Sealed with glossy top coat.
Anonamaker Limited Edition Sherlock Homo
Due to the offensive or disrespectel nature of this name it has now been renamed to No $h!t Sherlock!
No $h!t Sherlock is described as “A dark inky blue base with turquoise-to-purple and blue-to-red color shifting shimmer, iridescent rainbow micro flakies, and a scattered holographic finish. Inspired by the legendary seat serving and sleuthing skills of the amazing Karl.”
This name absolutely cracks me up! Go Karl! No $h!t Sherlock was totally opaque in just 2 easy smooth coats. Sealed with glossy top coat.
Anonamaker Limited Edition Rage Flounce
Rage Flounce is described as “An in your face hot magenta holo with gold flash for days cause you are better than all of these bitches and you’re leaving, so there!” Definitely one of my top favorites. I wore this for about 24 hours and would have wore it another 24 if I could! Hey, thats a lifetime in polish world! I’m wearing 2 flawless coats in my swatches. Sealed with glossy top coat.
Anonamaker Limited Edition Go Home Anon, You’re Drunk
Go Home Anon, You’re Drunk is described as “A whisky brown intense linear holo with red to copper shimmer.”
And finally Go Home Anon, You’re Drunk. Literally the name suggestion that had me rolling in my chair. 2 completely perfect coats. Sealed with glossy top coat.
A full size bottle of 5-free quick dry glossy top coat from Ellagee also included in the box.
Now onto the important stuff…
You cantankerous loudmouths asked for it, now buy it already! Pre-order is available from March 3-13. The first 30 boxes will be ready for immediate shipping. All box orders after the first 30 and all individual item orders will begin shipping on or before March 21. Some items will be available for individual purchase. Any additional items ordered with pre-order items will all ship at the same time.
The boxed set is a $70 value if purchased individually.
Each box contains:
1. Rage Flounce, 15 ml bottle. An in your face hot magenta holo with gold flash for days cause you are better than all of these bitches and you’re leaving, so there!
2. No $h!t Sherlock, 12 ml bottle. A dark inky blue base with turquoise-to-purple and blue-to-red color shifting shimmer, iridescent rainbow micro flakies, and a scattered holographic finish. Inspired by the legendary seat serving and sleuthing skills of the amazing Karl.
3. Go Home Anon, You’re Drunk, 12 ml bottle. A whisky brown intense linear holo with red to copper shimmer. Cause we all need a drink after that anon nonsense.
4. Girl, Bye, 15 ml bottle. A purple toned mauve shade with holographic micro-flakes, and pops of purple shimmers! Wave those glittery hands while you tell Felicia goodbye.
5. It’s Apple Pie Mother F#*@&%!, 15 ml bottle. A peach nude crelly with warm toned shimmer, scattered holo, and red shifting multichrome flake. Have a seat and enjoy your pie.
6. Ellagee Quick Dry top coat 15 ml bottle. A 5-free glossy top coat. Gloss over all that salt, nobody will know.
7. A hand painted glass magnet from The Howling Boutique.
8. A super salty little goodie bag including an Acetone Alley membership card.
The items are currently exclusive to this release and may or may not be available in each brand’s shop at a later date. And no, we’re not gonna tell you who made what, cause Anonamaker is Anon.
Haha! Enjoy! 😂
I’m linking to each makers site, but remember you can ONLY buy on Anonamaker.com!
Anonamaker ~ Colors by Llarowe ~ Supermoon Lacquer ~ ellagee ~ Great Lakes Lacquer ~ Glitter Daze
Until next time, stay polished!
